Our story

Our Story...

Most people already have the opinion. They just don't have the shirt.

So we made the shirt. FranklyTho... prints the things people say under their breath: the eye-roll, the small grudge, the "I'm fine" that isn't. Dry, deadpan, never cruel. The joke is on the situation, never on the person reading your chest.

Made to be worn a lot...

180 GSM Heavyweight premium cotton
100+ Washes, and the print holds. No fading.
XS–3XL Unisex oversized fit, true to size
Free Worldwide shipping on every order

Every tee starts as 180 GSM heavyweight premium cotton, so it hangs like it means it. The print holds up through 100+ washes with no fading. It's soft, breathable and safe for every age.

The mini line

Same fabric. Smaller opinions...

Kids get exactly the same soft, breathable cotton as the adults, in sizes 2–3 to 12–13. Safe for every age. Match your mini, or let them out-talk you.

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What we won't do

No fake urgency...

  • No countdown timers.
  • No "only 2 left" unless there really are only 2 left.
  • No crossed-out prices that were never the real price. One honest price per product.
  • No reviews we wrote ourselves. If a review is on this site, a customer wrote it.

What you do get: free worldwide shipping on every order, and 14-day returns if it's not for you. Changed your mind? Fine.

Say it with your chest...

Pick the feeling. We printed it.

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